Most folks will place a bet to see who will win. Not us. We want to bet on who will be injured and what body part they will injure.
A conversation took place between two or three unnamed persons and it went something like this: "I guess its too late to take odds on Hagar." "Duh. Remind me not to cross Helga, wife of Hagar, while she's wielding her sword." "My money's on Helga C and her ankle." "Nah - too obvious. You might as well bet on Igor's knee. I'm thinking Dunkr and his ego!" "As long as he finishes before the warrior princess he'll be happy." "It's Warrior QUEEN." "Should we be thinking about Astrid?" "Probably not, but I'm pretty sure her Prince John doesn't run....that might be the money bet; but that could Change." "Jorundr Madgoat was boasting about his physical prowess today. Think he'll make it through unscathed?" "He's got a better chance than Olaf!" "Olaf only wants the hat, anyway." (To which Olaf exclaimed, "Hey! I want a medal, too!")
So - wondering who Jorundr is? He probably is, too. The not-so-innocent bystander and I plugged in a little info about our friend JH at http://www.thequarter.org/Media/VikingName.php. Check it out, have fun, and let's all get together at the Warrior Queen's house for a beer and some strategizing real soon.
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