Waiver and Release

Have you all read the waiver you must bring with you on Saturday?
#2.  "I understand that the Warrior Dash presents extreme obstacles including, but not limited to, fire, mud pits, cargo climbs, junk cars, and steep hills."  (Astrid, is Prince John aware of this?)
#6.  "I agree to obey all civil and criminal laws at all times."  (Hear that, Jorundr?)
#15.  "I understand that some of the obstacles may go through water that has not been tested for chemicals or disease."  (Gross!  Will the warrior queen go in there?)
#17.  "I agree not to enter or dive into the mud pit head first."  (Duh.  Someone tell Dunkr.)

Moral:  Don't forget your waivers, folks.
Olaf